“We are very strongly recommending the use of Shih Tzu Scarfs”
If you’re putting fucking cream cheese in a microwave to soften it, you don’t deserve to own a microwave, let alone cream cheese.
Hey, let’s buy a house and move in during a global pandemic!! Sounds easy! @iamdyln
@fatjoe this shit is REAL
Shit was all good just a week ago.
Thank god my forward thinking wife @iamdyln has been preparing for the eventual earthquake/epidemic apocalypse. She’s got us stocked and we can maintain social distance (and avoid the Trader Joe’s parking lot ).
America is the worst. How did Samsung decide this would be the top choices on the stove? Chicken nuggets and pizza? Who’s buying these stoves? Kids? Trump?
We bought our first houuuussse!! What a process and thanks to @iamdyln for being the best partner in all this craziness. So much space for activities. We’re broke now so it would be great if all the songs I have “on hold” that have “definitely been cut” and are “for sure gonna be the next single” would “totally come out this year” and “oh yeah it’s gonna go to radio”.
Garage sale!!! Marie Kondoing this shit right hurr @iamdyln
Sad day. Rats got into my record shed and made bathroom. Free funk soul jazz (rat pissy ) LPs!
Late night vocal comps w/the woman who does it awwl @iamdyln . I just do the hi hats.
Get iggy with it.
You know when that attencion especial bling
@jacquieleemusic Infinity EP out now! Check out “Forever” & “Hybrid” i was the sound practitioner.
In NY I was a producer, in LA I’m a Sound Practitioner. Put some respect on my occupation.
Bringing in the new year the best way with this snow bunny @iamdyln We skiied (slowly ), I fell (a lot ) and Frankie joined his wolf brothers in the north.
First California Christmas !! Turns out you can still have an amazing Christmas in Los Angeles when you surround yourself with the people you love most (and a dog you you love most of the time ). So happy to have the best mom outta NY to the west coast with us. So lucky to have the MOST amazing wife @iamdyln who makes every second of my life better, and makes everyone around her feel loved, welcome and part of her family. So thrilled to have a dog who managed to not pee on our tree. Happy to not hear that dreadful Paul McCartney Christmas song for another year.
Pro Tools = VST Warning
Come thru to the stu with a fresh fitted.
How is this NOT @djkhaled autobiography?